|Hey, I really love the quotes HBH has, but u get thru em all in a day |
So my suggestion is to add even more XD
Got some here:
"UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity."
"He who hasn't hacked assembly language as a youth has no heart. He who does as an adult has no brain."
"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done."
"I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them."
"The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents."
"If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in."
All I have for now, but I found these in 20 seconds with google, not that hard to come by XD
Location: England, UK
Rank: HBH Guru
|I have my own, the first is:|
Don't let others poison your judgement...let alcohol do it for you.
And the second is:
A computer is like a whore, with the right commands they'll do whatever you want.
|^_^ quotes |
A Windows user spends 1/3 of his life sleeping, 1/3 working, 1/3 waiting.
BASIC programmers never die, they GOSUB and donÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢t RETURN
COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.
DOS never says EXCELLENT command or filename.
If at first you donÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢t succeed, work for Microsoft.
I had a fortune cookie the other day and it said: Outlook not so good. I said: Sure, but Microsoft ships it anyway.
God is real, unless declared integer
and loads more @
Rank: Hacker Level 1
|All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness. ~Mark Kennedy|
The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. ~John Perry Barlow
I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image. ~Stephen W. Hawking
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. ~Wernher Von Braun
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." -- Arthur C. Clarke
"Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards." -- Aldous Huxley
"If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee--that will do them in." -- Bradley's Bromide
"The only thing I'd rather own than Windows is English. Then I'd be able to charge you an upgrade fee every time I add new letters like N and T." -- Scott McNealy
Just to name a few